Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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