She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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