do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
how drunk are you?
Several
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
