I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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