So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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