No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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