So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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