we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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