How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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