Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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