First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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