that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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