There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just google imaged poop.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
In America we eat man semen.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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