so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
that is very illegal...i love you.
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