i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm always down for nudity.
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