I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize