And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
