if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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