question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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