How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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