I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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