yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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