Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You smell like a Billy Joel song
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You have to summon your inner elephant
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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