If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm too high and old for this...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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