Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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