His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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