Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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