you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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