...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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