O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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