i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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