Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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