Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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