i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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