dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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