They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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