Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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