Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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