I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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