what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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