I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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