Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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