If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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