last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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