Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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