Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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