Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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