Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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