Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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