Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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