fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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