You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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