My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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